Alliteration 💣 💣

 To whom has chosen to read this,

I hope you are well. Please allow me to introduce myself, my name is Ezekiel Heart also known as Tell Tale. I’m simply here to edify the eccentricities of the universe collectively yours to elaborate on the expected eventualities that are inevitable. My sway is called Perfect Preservation and with it I’ve perfected my craft of properly preserving epic poems on parchment and paper.  What you have here is a tall tantalizing tale of a treasure being tricked into taking claim of a tome only to be lost to time and found six centuries later. This is the story of how the Hummingbirds haphazardly happened upon my home. The story of how the malevolent Mine masterfully maneuvered and maliciously manifested miracles to make a mess of the universe. Take your time and enjoy this treat there’s no time like today to delve into Tucy, the universe collectively yours. 

Sincerely,

Ezekiel “Tell Tale” Heart